Battling the Bogey…
Sunday, March 29th, 2009
He grew “out there” in what was effectively the wasteland, a dry and arid patch just outside the neighbour’s wall and right beside my gate. I often wondered how it had got there – whether someone had actually put it there (what were they thinking?) or whether he had simply picked that spot out of some kind of belligerent desire to take on the world. And win.
In retrospect, maybe someone moved him there as some kind of eternal banishment. He was ornery enough to have deserved it. The problem was, he had no intention of staying there in no-man’s-land. With perverse and gritty determination, he insisted on shimmying on over the wall and straddling the fence between the two properties as if being actually rooted on the outside gave him some kind of independent right to pretty much do as he pleased.
Now he was actually a beautiful thing when in full bloom, the deep purple bracts vivid against the blue of the sky and profuse with enthusiastic colour. I have no problem with bogey’s in general. Here in South Africa the bougainvillea is a popular plant, and you find them everywhere, huge and glorious and sprawling with breathtaking displays of every colour imaginable. This particular one, however, seemed determined to be the single overwhelming proof that bogeys can pretty much grow anywhere, need no attention to keep them growing strong, and will keep going long after everything has gone. That “everything” seemed likely to include me.
Fact is, I don’t know what I did (or didn’t do) to upset him that much, but it quickly became enormously apparent that he was out to get me. First he tried veering right and “sewing” up my gate, effectively blocking either my exit or my entrance. It didn’t seem to matter much which of these necessary activities he prevented. He just seemed intent on making sure I was either zipped in or zipped out. I responded by carefully (and with unavoidable personal injury as he fought me every step of the way) cutting away the guilty zippers.
He then tried growing long, extended, overhead “arms” which he trained to drop at strategic moments. (I really believe he could grow these overnight!) Usually when I was easing in through the gate with armloads of shopping and concentrating on not letting my mom’s-home-excited dogs find a gap to escape into the wide world. These arms would then proceed to do as much damage as possible. They would embed their evil thorns into my clothing, wind them impossibly into my hair, and claw into any available inch of flesh that wasn’t easily got to when it came to extricating myself…
Getting to the bottom of these torture-tentacles was no easy feat. I found I could easily lop off the end, but the beginnings of them vanished into the bushy centre and twisted their way through every conceivable obstacle that made tracing them a particularly frightening (and painful) exercise in itself. Actually getting to cut them was worse. I had to do it in bits and carefully manoeuvre these from the heart of hell.
The problem was, I think, that he knew I had kind of a soft spot for him. Insane I know, but you need to understand that what masqueraded as “garden” was, in effect, a plot of red sand that made the Kalahari look like an oasis. Even our tough South African weeds had a hard time growing there. So the bogey was really the only “real” garden I had, aside from the few struggling patches of grass – which deserved full marks for trying, valiantly, to establish themselves.
Finally I made The Decision. The bogey had to be taught a lesson, once and for all… So, bright and determined one Sunday morning, I plonked my white patio chair slap-bang in the middle of the wanna-be grass and eyed my tormentor with mixed feelings of fatality, fear and fed-up-ness. This little study was to work out a plan of action (one that would leave him thoroughly disciplined and me reasonably unscathed). A him or me moment.
Oddly, as I studied him, I realised he was pretty old as bogey’s go. I saw the toughness and determination in the twisted branches, some dried and stunted by the work of the elements (or previously desperate humans). I saw the beginnings of a new splash of colour, and the strong young branches that reached out to the sunlight. And, crazily, I saw myself.
Like him, I pretty much grew up on the “outside” and had to struggle and claw my way through the walls raised up to defeat me. Like him, life had dealt me more than my fair share of blows, things that stunted and twisted and weathered, and like him I had to push new branches and learn to grow past the pain of it. Like him, I had to learn to reach for the sunlight, and to splash myself in colour on the panorama of life.
It was a curious moment. One of understanding, and wisdom, and humility. I realised then that, like me, he struggled only for the right to achieve his full potential. In that moment, things changed irrevocably, and I’m so glad they did. We spent a wonderful Sunday together, Bogey and I. We talked, I gently trimmed, and carefully saved the trimmings to make cuttings so that I could bring a whole new batch of little Bogeys into the world. He learned to trust me, and I learned to work with him so that he could show me what needed to go…
I’ve never forgotten that lesson. Now, when I find myself sliding into a place of arrogance, I take a step back and remember the wisdom I learned when battling my Bogey one bright Sunday morning…
Jude
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